You Might Be A Redneck When?
These are my original jokes. Someone else may have told them before, but not while I was listening, or reading. What is your favorite redneck joke?
You might be a redneck if you buy goofy teeth to improve your smile.
You might be a redneck if Pimp My Ride shows up to give you a home makeover.
You might be a redneck if people come to your house looking for a yardsale, but it’s just all your stuff on your lawn.
You might be a redneck if your babysitter’s name is Duct Tape.
You might be a redneck if you have to leave the house to get to the bathroom.
You might be a redneck if your teenager sneaks his room out at night to go cruisin’.
You might be a redneck if your neighbors count their pets every time you light up the grill.
You might be a redneck if you think when people read things on the internet they mean the writing on the bathroom walls.
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Love the one about the grill. I’d reword the yard sale one like “You might be a redneck if people come to your yard sale and you’re not having one.”
dont get alot of these some make no sense
how about: you might be a redneck if you find a car while mowing your grass
you know that your a redneck when your gun-rack has a gun-rack on it
if ur senior year was ur 5th grade year
haha.
i get them all you need to be from texas to understand.
Try again maybe you can come up with something funny.
Yeah kinda funny I mean I was like cracking up kinda smirked a little. Good effort though.
the second one is my fave and i haven’t heard any of them