why are rednecks so dirty.. why do they drive those dirty pick up trucks? And why do they have big beer?

because thats the way they are…

because redneck is a negative stereotype and will fit all those negative preconceptions you have of them.
anyone not meeting your stereotype will therefore not be a redneck in your perception.
Why do people that hold racist stereotypes frequently get arrested at elementary schools for sniffing bike seats?

obviously you do not like driving fast, getting wasted on occasion, wrinkled clothing, and you paint your toenails….

these “rednecks” you are talking about are just like any other generalizations made by ignorant fools. just because someone prefers to ride an ATV through a pit of mud instead of bumping “Lil Faggy” in their crown vic sitting on 24′s, doesn’t make it okay to generalize everyone that does it. You need to take your little honda civic with the fat can muffler and get it stuck in a ditch while on your cellphone. Then we’ll see who made the better choice when a dirty pick-up pulls your sorry ass out.

As for the “beer belly”, alcoholic drinks produce a sugar that creates fat on your midsection (mostly there anyway) this fat is harder to burn than the “normal” fat so you have to get rid of the “normal” stuff first before the beer fat will go away.

Nine times out of ten they have blue collar jobs which means they usually get dirty at work.

Their trucks are dirty (as you put it) because they play as hard as they work. They just love their beer.

Keep in mind, when passing judgment on them, that they are God loving, family loving and friend/neighbor loving. Every ‘red-neck’ I know would give you the shirt off their back and are always among the first to offer assistance in anyone’s time of need.

I truly wish that I knew more of these folks. God knew what he was doing when he ‘made’ rednecks.

I’m only dirty after I get off of work, or spend time in the woods, while attending school i’m acutally dressed quiet well. I drive a dirty beat up pick up truck because i’d rather buy a lot of alcohol and go to the creek with close friends than have to constantly wash my vehicle to drive it to a club to try to impress people i dont even know, while paying for overpriced drinks, and listening to music i don’t like.

I work out so the beer belly isn’t there