February 12, 2011
Why are Rednecks Civil by them self?
This is for the Red-necks, I am Muslim,and when i wear my thobe and kufi, and meet a lone red-neck on foot,they either swell up and refuse to look me in the eye,or try and be my buddy,but they do not try to start anything.
If It is two or more,or they are mounted in their loud pickups they will start “OH-SAMMY! Iam Gonna whup yore ass!” or “Yee-Haw!” or some other pearls of ignorance.
Why not one-on-one?
Why does it take two or three or a Truck aginst a pedestrian?
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They’re cowards. You’d think it was obvious.
because most rednecks have the intellect of a sixth grader… if you look at grammar school kids on the playground you’ll see the same thing…
If you meet them in a group of two or more, they start acting stupid and ignorant like you describe in a pathetic attempt to prove to each other how “tough” and “macho” and “red-blooded American patriot” they are. Having a big pickup truck to hide inside while they insult you just makes them that much braver.
When you meet them one on one and on foot, there’s no one around to hear them and be impressed with their bullying. And for all they know, you might be able to beat them in a fight if they started something with you one on one, so they don’t dare try.
They’re bullies. And like all bullies, they’re cowards as well. Don’t let them bother you.
Rednecks are chickens.
I should know. My family’s redneck. They hate the fact that I accept/support people of alternative life-styles.
Back the general rednecks, they like showing out and they figure they’re more safe in large numbers.
Sorry for your trouble.