What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?

Get a pedicure?

Get in a striker and bow all those fuckers away.

I’d go to Disney World, no question about it.

Well in the UK we would have to use hand-to-hand combat and weapons Except guns so it would be intresting I would run outside and hope for the best

ahh! i have dreams about zombie apocalypse’s all the time!! it sucks.
but anyways id probably uhh go to a mall like on dawn of the dead.lol.
idk maybe not maybe a walmart would be a good idea.lol.

Walmart…you mean where everyone else would either go or already be? This could work assuming you hit it up around 3am, and then have a great strategy for keeping out all the living that will inevitably want to hit it up for supplies and/or shelter.

I would probably take the guns I already have and head for the mountains, deserts, or marina.

If I don’t have time, or can’t get to the above areas, I can fortify my condo fairly well and prepare to destroy the staircase and live on the second floor…occasionally using the rooftops to access other condos to look for food and supplies.

Everyone would go to Wal-Mart, so I’d go to the plaza by my house, lock up all the doors and bust holes through each store, so I’d have much more than Wal-Mart, including a gun store. Then, since I can see Wal-Mart from there, I’d figure a way to catch it on fire and watch everybody run out and see who survived. LMAO

I’m all set up on my hill, I got everything but the beer. I’m gonna figure a way to eat zombies. That would solve a lot of problems.

i would go to my best friends home and do every thing he tells me to lol
i have never meet any1 that no’s more about zombies then him lol

i wouldn’t go anywere because it’s a slight danger of being eaten during a journey to wal mart and such a big surface is hard to control. I would stay at home with a gun pointed at the door and shoot everyone who dares to knock.

I’d go to a military base. They had a ton of supplies on hand including guns, bullets, food, fresh water, medicine, and all the things you need to survive for a long haul.

I would go down to my local gun store, it has no windows and only one or two doors. Not only that but its solid concrete and you have TONS of weapons and ammo. You bring food and make a hole in the roof to go out and scavenge food from the walmart right down the street.

Arm my self, rob a bunch of stores, go to the local prison and create a small army to hunt down the zombies. I would set up a center in new york to rebuild society.

I always liked the Zombieland Rules for Survival:

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick A$$ Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

Since zombies don’t exist and never will, I would just stay home in case any of the screwball kids who believe in zombies actually get hold of weapons and start shooting people.