October 22, 2010
What would happen if I opened a Satanic church in Kentucky?
I want to finance the building of a satanic church right between two rural penecostal Christian churches, full of ignorant rednecks. Would they attack it, do you think? And could I take legal action if they did?
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im more curious as to were you would get the money to pull this off.
A lot of people in Kentucky would send you hate mail and you might get sued by the Church of Satan.
i dunno i would join it for a laugh thou
we can have “We love black people and Gays” signs posted around the church to piss them off more
Just what you want to happen. You’ll get a lot of attention that your mom and dad obviously didn’t give you.
I feel sorry for the chickens.
how can one believe in satan and not god,.satan could not exist with out god
I think you answered your own question there
You would be infringing on all the other satanic operations there and your fellow satanists would not like that.
People still lynch in Kentucky, fella.
Not a place where you want to stand out that far.
I doubt that they would attack it but if they did you could sue or prosecute them. We have laws for that purpose. Now what is your purpose for the question other than a cowardly way to insult Pentecostals and Christians?