What is science according to you, from your Christian view?

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Science is a lie manufactured by Atheist Christ Killlling Jooos to keep Satan in power! Scientists are pushing their religion of evolution and cellular theory on our children so that we’ll all forget who is really in charge: Jesus Christ! Jesus never attended a math or science class, and look how far he got in life! He became the savior for all rednecks, hillbillies, liars, flunkies, and morons all over the world! Pa-Raise Je-ZUS!

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October 31, 2010

No Chance Without Jesus @ 8:52 pm #

There are two kinds of science

Science which obseves, tests and reports facts and results. This is good science

And the the Saganesque lets pretend science with Builds factless story upon factless story, then promotes it as fact. -This is a very bad joke

Any science that has the words “We think”, or This could mean” are bad

Any science that changes those words into We know(when we don’t) and It is, when it isn’t…sucks

David @ 9:18 pm #

I’m pretty sure that for the most part, science has little to do with religion/God.

There are obviously many Christians who pursue scientific careers similar to those of their atheist/agnostic/other religion counterparts

Your question was a waste of your own time.

gracie @ 9:25 pm #

“He never attended a math or science class and look how far he got in life”, yeah he got as far as being nailed to a couple of planks of wood and left to die. If he had lived in these times he would probably have been doing the late shift at Mcdonald’s-the 21st century equivalent.
“Science is a lie” Lol, wtf?

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