What do you think constitutes a Redneck Christmas?

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What sort of decorations and stuff? I’ve already got Duct tape garland and soda can Christmas lights, but what else can you think of?

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October 24, 2010

Destroyer of Dumbasses @ 8:33 pm #

Instead of a railroad under the tree, put a trailer park instead.

Jimmy B @ 9:22 pm #

You need the CD of the cats meowing Christmas songs playing in the background.

Warren @ 9:42 pm #

Have some “trophies” on the wall
decorate the tree with shiny fishing lures… thats all I got

? DD @ 9:44 pm #

Fishing hooks, beer huggies, can pop tops, empty cigarette boxes etc as decorations.

The Murphyologist @ 10:13 pm #

Don’t forget your Christmas tree made out of mini pie tins.

justme @ 10:19 pm #

Don’t forget the tin foil star on top of the tree! I’ve only replaced that foil star with a high falutent store bought one a mere ten years ago.

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