What Do You Get 40 Year Old Rednecks For A Wedding Gift?
This is my Uncle’s second marriage (finally! yay!!!). They live up in a kind of resort town in the mountains. They already got married, but are having a reception this weekend (3 kegs, and a big bbq. LOL…not really your typical reception).
Should I get them anything? I’m not sure what to get, they have lots of things. But I don’t want to be a total d-bag and not bring anything.
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The John Deere mug collection. Set of 4. Walmart $19.99.
bring some food or drinks for the bbq, if they have a lot of stuff already they wont need anything else and a home made dish that you make and a nice card should be plenty
A DVD of “Deliverance”, some festive lights to hang outside the trailer, and a couple tubes of “Poligrip”.
Alpaca wool sweater?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpaca
Are they registered anywhere? You could check that out.
You could always buy them camp chairs…or better yet, a camp chair loveseat.
Get them that fish they hang on the wall that sings songs. Rednecks, espeically old ones, love that thing.
Sunlotion.
a set of them singing bewbiez
Cheetos & a dairy queen cake if you want to be a thoughtful niece.
Maybe a box of these to represent: http://hostesscakes.com/hohos.asp