What are some ridiculous names? I mean things like Anita Tissue.?
Just the other day my boyfriend, me, and some of our friends were sitting in the woods talking about the torture that some parents put their children through with names.
Like my friend Xes. She now goes by her middle name, which is Lucie.
The conversation started when Hailey said that her cousin Austin e-mailed her saying her just met someone named Hiy-Nia Lu. she was Asian. Anyway, her name is pronounced HI-NEE-UH. Like HI-NEE with another syllable. And Lu as in LOO and isn’t that like a British term for bathroom?
Then we all brought up weird names. I talked about my friend Xes’s name, pronounced Zez.
My boyfriend said something about how his cousin almost named her daughter Jezebel Satin. Satin pronounced Sai-ten. Like a messed up pronunciation of satan. Like cross beetween redneck and British pronounciation of the name. (No offense. just say it out loud. You’ll know what I meean.)
And Jezebel was an idol worshipping queen in the Bible.
Paige brought up the fact that some girl’s last name is Hooker. Her first name is Ima. Like her name would be I’m a hooker. It’s a pretty first name though.
Cody said that when he was visiting his aunt in Wyoming, he meet twins names: Jelliann and Ididya. Jelly-anne and I-deed-ya. similar to I-did-ya. disgusting right? Poor children. Melvin remembered his friend Joey Cox had an adopted Chinese cousin name Maia Cox. My-Uh-Cox.
Then at my cousin’s school, there are twin brother named Peter and Andrew Ness. They are avid track runners. Sports annoucments:
“P. Ness is ahead of A.Ness. Now A.Ness is right beside P.Ness!
Most teachers can’t figure out why it’s so hilarious.
Willie Stroker. Will he stroke her?
What are some bizzare names such as these that you’ve heard or that you know?
My little cousin’s babysitter, whom I’ve met once, has a teacher named Robert Whacker. Mr. robert Whacker.
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I have heard some pretty stupid names those are the most craziest i mean come on you dont name you kids stuff like that my brother in law wants to name his little girl CORAL yea like a coral reef
Aya P. Freely. (I pee freely). Girl i wen to school with. Got picked on a lot.
Any one with first name Ima i feel sorry for. It is a nice name but it doesn’t really go with any last name.
Hugh G. Wreckshin
[huge erection]
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Some lady names her twins
orangello and lemongello
[she craved orange and lemon jello when she was pregnat.]
Look at the Ancestry.Com list of weird and unusual names.
They are hilarious.
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Lady you have no idea what kind of family names I got! Here’s some of them:
Godannar Zohan
Daitarn Trider
Voltes Combattler
Dairugger Galvion
Godinner Shen
Gundam Wing
Voltron Megadeus
Tosho Daimos
Gainar Deathscythe
Neo Getter
lol p.ness and a.ness.
holly sheet
bludi stule
dierte sloote
ashley holes “ash”
Brock O. Lee
Cara Mell (well, that depends on how your pronounce caramel)
Paige Turner (my bff’s name and my last name =})
Justin Time
a boy named Shenan Doah (like the Shenandoah River)
Mark Downs (as in markdowns or clearance items)
a boy named Justin Other (middle name is Other)
last name Lipshitz (sounds like lip $hit$)
a boy named Duke King (last name King)
I went to high school with a guy named Michael Hunt, only he went by Mike. Seriously.
i know this isnt a rediculous name but i know a Thomas Thomas, first name Thomas and last name Thomas.
i also know someone with the name Fatmir
ive heard of an Al Coholic
these ones i found online:
Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh Jass
This isn’t a horribly ridiculous one, but it’s one I’ve seen a lot of parents on here considering without realizing what it sounds like:
Charlotte Anne
As in “charlatan.” As in a phony quack doctor who is out to make a profit by selling ineffective remedies.
While both Charlotte and Anne are lovely, I find it an unfortunate combination.
There is a pharmacist near my house who’s name is Seymour Weiner. For years I thought that was the name of the store, but I recently figured out it was actually someone’s name!