A very tired redneck woman with 12 kids trailing her walks into the social security office. When her number is called she went to the desk and said she needed to get social security cards for all of her kids. The lady at the desk said “ok what are your childrens names?” Well says the redneck “my first child is named l-e-r-o-y my second is l-e-i-g-h-r-o-y, my third is l-e-i-r-o-i” After the third child’s name is finished the ss worker asked” is all your children named leroy? ” She says” yes.” “Well how do you get them to do anything at home? “”Well when the kitchen is dirty all I gotta say is leroy clean the kitchen and all 12 kids get in clean in no time”. ” If I say leroy get the yard clean, again they all go out and get it done”. ” Well that’s all well and good but what do you do when they get in trouble?” ” Well maam, that’s when I call them by their last name.”