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No offense to rednecks! LOL…



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I’ve been trying to associate a given disease for this but none matches. They all just died within less than two weeks.

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from what i see, hillbillies and rednecks just go about their business for themselves and their kin. i dont like it how the papers make out that these people are ‘racist’. why do they do this?
also, i am sure there are black hillbillies / rednecks as well.

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Most of us have ancestors who immigrated to the USA from somewhere else… I remember from history, that during the late 19th century when immigrants were passing through Ellis Island… many of them had names that were altered… shortened, for example.
I was watching a movie the other day that took place during the late 19th century, and it showed the immigrants coming to Ellis Island and a man with a really unusual (unusual by American standards, maybe it was common in his home country) was assigned the name of Smith.
Maybe this is wishful thinking… but is this movie true to history?
I have a surname that I hate because it’s common and sounds, well… redneck. Are there people in the USA whose original family name was something completely different in the ‘old country’ and then the people at Ellis Island changed it when they came to America?
Like I said, maybe it’s just wishful thinking… but I would have given ANYTHING as a child to have been a López, a Pérez or a Gonzalez.
If I were to find out that our original family name was a cool foreign name, then I wouldn’t feel guilty about legally changing it.
It just seems like such a shame that someone with a beautiful Hispanic name would trade it for an ugly redneck name like Williams.

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Hopefully they will secede from America!
They’re just freeloading off blue state tax dollars.

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Name the song and group of this song for me please and like, “here, kitty, kitty”—you’ll get/earn 10 points for “best answer.” Answer carefully and thanks!!!

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These are my original jokes. Someone else may have told them before, but not while I was listening, or reading. What is your favorite redneck joke?
You might be a redneck if you buy goofy teeth to improve your smile.
You might be a redneck if Pimp My Ride shows up to give you a home makeover.
You might be a redneck if people come to your house looking for a yardsale, but it’s just all your stuff on your lawn.
You might be a redneck if your babysitter’s name is Duct Tape.
You might be a redneck if you have to leave the house to get to the bathroom.
You might be a redneck if your teenager sneaks his room out at night to go cruisin’.
You might be a redneck if your neighbors count their pets every time you light up the grill.
You might be a redneck if you think when people read things on the internet they mean the writing on the bathroom walls.

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Rednecks, white trash, bigots, etc etc. Was it after Bush got elected in 2000, I don’t remember that association with Regan Republicans.

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has only one branch? If my uncle is my father do I buy him one birthday present or two?

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The Democratic Party which is the party of choice for the enlightened liberal, claims to be the party of the poor working man? So why to liberals always mock rednecks?

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