Just wondering. I realized today that duct tape isnt just a redneck accessory anymore. I saw a man in the mall today that had made a rather nice cell phone cover and case entirely from duct tape.
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I live in southern Georgia and I’ve always wanted to give my kids southern bell names. I don’t mean redneck names. By southern bell names I mean…
Evelyn Grace
Scarlett Jane
Charlotte
Samantha Sue
What are some more?
I’d prefer uncommon names. MAKE SURE THEY ARE STILL ELEGANT!
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A bunch of folks from some distant Pentecostal Church are out “witnessing” or something. I don’t know what they’re witnessing besides frustration and anger. Folks around here just wanna be left alone.
Anyway, I wanna scare these goody-two-shoes redneck fascist Christians away, but my spiritual technology is lacking…And a recent incident has removed me from my purple-purple state, rendering me less potent in regard to my magickal abilities! Help!
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I thought it was bad luck to leave them up past New Years Day.Are they rednecks?? Thanks in advance.
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my parents are really proud of our southern heritage even though we live in california now. my daddy is named Bobby Ray but everyone calls him Buddy. He even made my teachers call him “Buddy”. my mom’s name is Misty Mae.
My name is Vicki Lynn (what’s worse is that this is apparently Anna Nicole Smith’s real name) and my sister’s name is Peggy Sue. It really bothers me. I’m not redneck at all. I was born and raised in California, but my name makes me look like one of those trailer park, confederate flag people. no offense. and people give me a hard time for it.
my parents even insist that i name my children these type of names. what are some better ones that don’t sound that bad? what should i do about myself?
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come on people just because my brother blewup a beerkeg in adair,oklahoma means nothing.
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