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Apparently, the source of Sephiroth’s anger was an office job from hell, who knew? Looks like the silver haired badass from Final Fantasy was misunderstood after all.

A suitable replacement soundtrack- “I Don’t Like Mondays” by the Boomtown Rats.

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The dog featured in this video is named Norman, and he really gets around town on his custom, monogrammed bike!

He’s eager to show the neighbors that he’s more evolved than their mutts, and his sweet haircut should make him a hit with the local females.

And if Norman ever starts his own canine bike gang he will truly be the leader of the pack.

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Granny G is a senior with hip hop in her soul, and she’s got some advice for any young man thinking about bringing another fatherless child into the world.

Watch her display her serious rhyming skills on America’s Got Talent, proving that you’re never too old to win a rap battle.

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Standing while taking a shower is so tacky. Laying down though, now that is luxurious. If you just can’t bear falling behind in the shower style wars, then you’d better get your own Dornbracht Horizontal Shower.

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Liberty Bell High School in Winthrop, Washington recently began offering classes in welding. Seniors there put their skills to good use by cutting a truck in half, then welding it back together around a column — all without damaging the column.

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A seven-year-old girl left this note on her parents’ computer desk. They are considering password-protecting the computer. I can laugh because this is not my child, but if it were, she’d find out what a nightmare life can really be! Link -via HuffPo

The food at the Space Shuttle Cafe isn’t out of this world, but it is in low Earth orbit. It was born in 1944 as a Douglas DC-3 airliner, then converted into a street legal vehicle in 1976. Now it’s like a space shuttle that can prepare fresh chili dogs. Want it? The Space Shuttle Cafe is for sale on eBay.

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