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Please help me, I need to know the song that is played in the background on the recent “My Name is Earl” trailer/advert on channel 4/E4… Been trying to find out the song name for sooo long… Please help :D

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to be honest I have outgrown him. I feel like we are 1000 miles apart. He is white trash really drives a truck and is a security guard. I am going to university next year and I don’t want it to continue, but I don’t want to be mean. It just has to end. I don’t want to be harsh I am just not into the redneck thing. I don’t even know how I got with him in the first place that’s how bad it is

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Ok well me and my Bf have both decided on the first name being Gauge. I did have it as Michael for the middle name but that is the name of his friends gay brother. so that is outta the question. I would like it to be redneckish for me and him both are pretty redneck. Just gimme some of what you think would go with Gauge. Thanks (:
Ok for the information of a couple. 1) if i wanted criticized on why or why not I wanted the name to be Michael, I would have asked. and 2) we do plan to get married. Him nor I want kids for a while. He is 20 and im 18. I have to graduate highschool and start college in the fall. no where near ready to start a family. No worries. When it comes to kids they always get the best, not the parents.. But thanks for the advice.. had it taken care of. (:

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Bahahhaaa! These are ALL awsome!! :D

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im stuck and dont want to hurt anyones feelings BUT and Big BUT…….
im 6 weeks pregnant and my husband has made it very clear he wants our child if we have a boy to somehow be named after his dad.
I am totally aginst this for more than one reason.

first ~ his dads name is Ervin Ray. i hate the name. it sounds redneck, and i just dont want to have a hil billy named child when my other three are more common modern names.
I dont like the sound of it what so ever.

second ~ my husband tries to say to it doesnt have to be exactly Ervin Ray but some how related so he has brought up the name Raymond i just dont like that name at all. he mentioned Erwin dont like that either.

third ~ his dad is a real jerk to me and is somewhat a jerk to everyone in general. he is a grouch in general always only has negative things to say. always has to throw it in your face what you could have done better, tells you you should be like him and work 3 job and dont work about having family time, just pay the bills like he did. he starts arguements over stupid crap and talks crap wispering thinking i cant hear him when im 10 feet away. I cant say i hate the man cause he is my father in law but i am no where close to ever being his friend to be sweet about it.

and fourth~ my husband brother is a JR and has the same name. his brother is a low life that doesnt do a thing to help himself. he has done some seriously f-cked up things and has done time for them and he disgustes me. we dont associate with him hardly ever, not holidays or anything. but i dont want my child having a name after my husband dad and i see my son and think of his brother. im afraid i would be turned off my child. and to make it worse im due the same month as his brothers birthday.

what would you do?
i have said probably the closest i could do would be
Christopher Ray ( christopher being my husband middle name) but i would not be happy about it
i have mentioned Ryan as it has the letters ray in it but he says no cause my aunts husband is ryan though they live 5 hours away and we see them once a year. or ever Rylan possibly but he says no to both.

i dont want to upset my husband saying i just cant name my child after his father cause he would be upset very upset but this is a life long decision and cant be taken lightly.

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ADVICE.
OH MY OTHER KIDS ARE
Thomas Isiac
Brianna Nicole
Ashlee Lynn

all named after family

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I’m 17 years old. I’ll be 18 in 3 months. However, I’m 7 months pregnant with twins from my boyfriend of 4 years. Please don’t say we’re stupid or whatever, we used a condom but it obviously didn’t work. He has given me a promise ring and has stepped up to the plate tremendously. Now here’s the thing, we come from a small redneck town. Almost everyone is a redneck. I’m white and my family is rednecks but my boyfriend is black. My family has been very accepting of his race but they are adamant about the naming style. They don’t want me to have ‘black/ghetto’ names. Neither do I. l don’t want a Jamel or Kanisha or something like that. My boyfriend is a junior after his dad, Frank. But l don’t want to name my son after him in case we do break up. Now its a boy and girl. What could be good names that are still country-ish but alright for mixed kids? I love the names Levi, Tyler, Elliot for boys and Daisey and Ketti for girls. Any help?

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Ok I found out I may be pregnant and me and my boyfriend have been thinking of names but he is always giving me funny silly ones, Like Squishy. I want real names. Me and my boyfriend are both what you can call metal heads but my boyfriend is also some what of a redneck. I am a gothic scene girl. I really am attracted to the name Dawn and the name Erik. Can you give me some suggestions? But I DO NOT want any preppy girly names. I hate preps and girly names. So nothing like courtney or anything like that.

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It’s that time of the day when we need a joke to cheer us up. So here goes…………….

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a spectacular gorgeous woman. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As if his prayers were answered, she sat right next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”
She turned, smiled, and said, “Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.”
He swallowed hard. Here was this most beautiful woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he said. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explained. “One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“It’s Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!”

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