I am being the stereotyped Redneck for halloween but i am not cutting my hair and would rather not wear a wig. How can i pin my hair up to look like its a mullet and i am wearing a hat so the top of my head wont show?
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Hi. My friend and I are stuck on a VERY last minute halloween costume. We want to be original and not buy a store-bought costume. Fore example two years ago we were mimes, and the year after we were bikers. the more offensive the better Thanks in advance! We rejected the following ideas: truckers, mental patients, rednecks, gypsies.
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I do! They should be cast as brothers somewhere!
Lee without his moustache though.
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So i’m driving home with my Dodge, and southern rock playing with the windows down. it wasn’t loud, but this Caucasian feller with some Lexus mini van or something looked at me funny. And I thought he was funny. Lexus? really? I guess it’s like that in some parts of California.
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