The last thing you want to worry about when you’re pregnant is morning sickness. Not only can it make you feel miserable, but it can limit the nutrients getting to your baby. Fortunately, there are easy morning sickness remedies and techniques that you can use to help you to control feeling ill.
The first thing you should realize is that you should never fast just because you feel like you may get sick. Purposefully skipping meals is unhealthy for both you and your child. Studies show that even if you can only keep your food down for ten minutes, in that ten minutes you are still absorbing nutrients and supplying your baby with nourishment.
If you feel like you are about to get sick, you should get away from food odors or any other foul smelling odors. Odors can easily make you feel even more sick to your stomach and can cause some people to start vomiting. So if you are preparing a meal and start to feel queasy, have someone else help you to finish the meal while you go outside and get some fresh air.
Over working yourself can also trigger morning sickness to start. If you are exercising or are doing work outside and start to sweat, you may being to feel sick to your stomach. If this happens, the best thing to do is to go inside and lie down on your bed to cool off. You may want to turn on a fan to blow some air on you and if you still feel sick and damp cool washcloth placed on your forehead will cool you off and make you feel better to your stomach.
Lastly, you should look into incorporating some ginger root into your diet. Ginger has been used for centuries to treat upset stomachs and is very healthy for you. In fact, many women report that ginger root has helped them to significantly reduce the frequency of morning sickness episodes. If you want some more morning sickness tips, take a look at http://www.preventmorningsickness.com/.
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Anyone remember any ot those old Jeff Foxworthy Jokes?
Like You might be a redneck if…
Your working tv is sitting on top of your non working tv.
An episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.
People keep wandering up to your house thinking you’re having a yard sale
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them
Dirrections to your house include “turn off the paved road”
You have more than one relative named Junior
You’ve ever financed a tatoo
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Haha im from the south and I think there funny so what do you all think?
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of your truck changes with the amount of gas you have in it!
With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit “Survivor”, Alabamans have made their own version.
Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, “I’m gay, I’m a yankee, and I’m here to steal your guns!” First one back wins.
You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”
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To all my southern ladies…………
What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.
A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
REDNECK LOVE POEM…………
Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff” right out of the can.
You have some’a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we’re in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I’m in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo’re there fer yore man,
To patch up life’s troubles and fix what you can.
Yo’re as cute as a junebug a-buzzin’ overhead.
You ain’t mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain’t nuttin’ I lack.
Yore complexion, it’s perfection, like the best vinyl sidin’.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin’.
Me ‘n’ you’s like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine’s Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it’s romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. That’s impressive,” I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,” they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won’t do.
Cause yor’e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds……IT’S A NEW TROLL’N MOTOR!!
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You might be a redneck if…
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
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I’ve seen them on comedy central I think or could be paramount comedy can’t remember. Can’t really describe that very well does anyone know who I’m talking about??
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying “Yo.”
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They’re hiring.
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” -A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’tgonnabelievethisshit….
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides
HAVE A GREAT DAY
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…But please don’t send links of other people’s!
Just send your own, or ones that you’ve heard, and find funny…
Here’s a few to start you off with:
Is your great-grandmother under 45, and she just had a baby, so now you’re older than your grandmother, if so, you could be a redneck…
You could be a redneck, if you keep having children, because you need new names to put the phone bill in…
Okay guys, your turn…
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