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There’s only room for one Courtney Bell of the Old South dear.

You’re truly a sad clone. I know imitation is the best form of flattery but dear, you need help. Lose some weight and maybe you’ll be desirable like me.

Also, unblock me dear, it just shows you’re too much of a coward to face the real thing.

I’m the one and only Courtney Bell of the Old South you inbred cow!

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I’m very country, maybe even a little redneck with some things. So that’s why I picked these names:

GIRLS
- Dixie Lynn
- Cheyenne Nichole

BOYS
- Hunter Blake
- Levi James

1. Do you think those names are good for siblings?
2. Please rate the names 1/10 – 10/10

Honesty appreciated :) Rudeness is not.
Thank you and Have a nice day :)

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So I was watching one of my favorite tv shows called “King of the Hill”. One of the characters named LeAnn (played by Brittany Murphy RIP), was married to a redneck named Lucky.
When she was drugged up from the pain meds and she gave birth, she wanted to name her baby Lasagna. I was roflmao.
Do pain meds make a woman name her baby quirky names?

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Bahahhaaa! These are ALL awsome!! :D

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Kay so the freshmen theme for Homecoming week is rednecks. I hate it, but I’m trying to see if I can pull it off. I don’t wanna be ugly looking or anything. I’m going for the cute redneck look .. if that’s even possible.

Any suggestions?

Remember: CUTE(:

Thanks!

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I am very country and i was wondering what some good country or redneck girl AND boy names are.
I would prefer the girls middle name to be rena and the boys middle name to be lee as these were passed down.
Thanks!

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well i heard it on there and i was thinking whats the name of that song it sounds so good and who is it by?

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The Heavier girl from HI my name is Earl her name is “zena” in the episode when earl works at the burger joint i was just wondering who she is? looks kina fimiler lolz TNA

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Imagine you just found out about 15 minutes ago that you got a girl pregnant. She is a trailer trash redneck with no future and no 401K retirement plan. She’s never been off the mountain but she is the hottest girl this side of the Tennessee River. Now stop imagining. It’s real and it just happened to me.

I don’t know what to do. Should I raise this child or move across the country and change my name so she can’t find me. I really don’t like her, so I know I’m not going to like this kid. I’ve considered calling the Jerry Springer Show because I’m pretty sure she has slept with everyone at the Exxon Mobil/KFC station up the road. Please help.

btw does anyone know when McDonalds stops serving breakfast? I have to go see my payroll officer tomorrow and need to know if I’ll be able to stop and get an Egg McMuffin on the way there.

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Cant use names with ‘s’ in them. They sound tacky with my last name. My last name is a bit redneck/hillbilly sounding (not my fault) so country girl names are a big no-no (Amy Sue, Ella Marie ect).
To give you an idea of my taste, these are some of my faves

Eden McKenzie
Micah Amelie
Keilyn Amelie
Kinley Jaden
Naiyah Renee ( Renee is my 1st name)

names I cant use because of family members already possesing the names are
Erica
Alexa
Amber
Camden
Kaitlyn
Krista
Kara
WOW! peking… complain much? May I remind you that this is MY child. I gave suggestions to give an idea of my taste. So you could suggest names in that category. So if my tast is trendy, well thats what it is & you can name your kid Susan, Elizabeth,Sarah, Margaret or something sensible like that.I prefer the path less traveled
AND if you would refrain from insulting my families name choices that would be nice.

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