Who is your favourite character from my name is earl and why?
Mine is joy but in season four they leave but i hope they come back (they better):)
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Does this sound like I am redneck to you?
1. Went to a private school
2. Multiple college degrees
3. Government job with free health care and other excellent benefits
4. Only debt is my mortgage
5. Living in the 4th largest city in America
6. I do not live paycheck to paycheck
Doesn’t sound like poor white trash to me.
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even if they have lived in NY for their whole life and so has their parents and grandparents?? is it a racist thing or what..I know these people, they don’t have southern roots, they are just rednecks(Yes, NY DOES have a lot of rednecks)
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The ones that owned that there “pick-em-up” truck ?
I was curious how those would do in a wrasslin’ match, but never seen them again .
I don t remember their names.. The Dudeson’s or something like that .
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I see white people who do stuff like fish and hunt and were hardcore liberal (KKK) but now they call them selves christians and conservatives. They treat minorities terrible in the south. How can they be true christians? The south is already behind in all phases. There is no major attractions, besides their shameful confederates burial grounds and redneck drunks who raised their shameful confederate flag.(who won the civil war?)
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they’ve already tried labeling him with tradional non-American jargon like: socialist, communist, fascist, dictator and tyrant (I was kinda impressed they even used the last one) and questioned his birthplace. I am worried that some dumbass with one tooth in denim overalls, no shirt, will make an attempt. I just hope our country really has grown past that sort of thing.
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From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven’t seen them since.
The weather isn’t too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don’t make the last payment on Grandma’s grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven’t found out what it is yet, so I don’t know if you’re an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she’s going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
i laughed sooooo hard when i first read this. LMAOOOOO
plz star if u like 
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