I was getting an error with editing posts. Adding them was not a problem, it’s only when I wanted to edit one. Since I got some help and fixed the error I can’t post the exact error anymore, but, this link, clued me in, and it worked… The Answer that worked for me…
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So here’s another, just ’cause I can
Uncle Ted is a wicked ol’ man now… Oh, here’s the lyrics, which I couldn’t post for Chucky Cheese Hell below… Like I said, I can’t edit, but I can add.
She had no place to go
Grounded for the weekend
Her daddy done told her no
All alone with the TV set
Thinkin’ of things to do
Gonna call up her best girlfriend
‘Cause maybe she could do it too
Daddy bought a brand new car
Shiny red as can be
Convertible top and a CB too
Well maybe he got it for me
She got the nerve, she got the keys
Take it for a little ride
Ain’t old enough to drive alone
But she just couldn’t stay inside
TERMINUS
HA, HA, HA
NA, HA, HA, HA, HA
Should have listened to your daddy little girl
So they cruise downtown to the local run
Showi off the new Cadillac
A little high maybe do or die
She ain’t goin to make it back
There’s a big red Eldorado
Much too fast for her
Forgot about tomorrow
That much is for sure
Uh Oh!
She did not see the tandem gravel truck
Passin on the *curve*
Too much fun, too little luck
She didn’t have time to swerve
Terminus, Terminus, Terminus Eldorado
Terminus, Terminus, Terminus Eldorado
Terminus, Terminus, Terminus Eldorado
It’s all over for you girl
Nooooo moooore
Should have listened to yo papa
Now you’ll be payin the price bitch
The crows *be pickin’ at yo’* flesh and *you got no control of* the sitiation
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
Good riddance, baby
Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye, Baby
HA, HA
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA
Thanks to jimbob for these lyrics
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Now I’m the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I’d rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him wallor in some plastic balls
The band sucks and the pizza’s cold
And you eat it with a slobberin’ four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain’t enough Chucky ass whippin’s
To go round
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin’ youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin’ jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn’t torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!
Ow Wo Wo
[Spoken]
And if you haven’t taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent!
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RedNeck… and Bristol’s on this afternoon. I’ll be watching whilst a flatten 12 and 18 packs of Budweiser cartons in the garage. So there… Tractor Pulls and RedNeck Racing both in the same day… Hell, it’s like Super Bowl Sunday ’round here today.
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Well that's one way to make use of that old sat dish
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Redneck way to go camping. Who needs a camper shell when you can use your bedliner.
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Have horse will travel. At least to the ATM
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Best measuring tape ever. Sure that every Redneck will have one with him.
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