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I’ve done it. I don’t do it anymore. Makes me sleepy, prematurely. I wish the boy would quit it. I made the mistake of telling him if he was going to do it, do it here, at home. Adult to semi-adult translation… cool, me AND my friends can do it here.

WRONG.

Had a bit of an experience last night night. Room full of “buddies” up in the boy’s room, and the street literally looked like a parking lot. The cloud was thick. Contact buzz to the max. Next time, I’m gonna tell ‘em all if they don’t live here, GTF out. Then I’m gonna tell him, next time, I’m calling the cops, and I’ll let them deal with it next time he and his “buds” hookup in my house. He’s 18 now, skippin’ school still. Granted he has mono, but I can’t help but feel I’m bein’ played.

Bein’ played pisses me off. He might be bigger than me, but now, he’s not a kid anymore and needs to figure out how to pour piss out of a boot with directions written on the heel. When my daughter finally graduated, I got her a laptop. “If” he graduates, I’m gettin’ him luggage. Signed with a card that says “Congratulations son, have a blast in Jamaica mon”…

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My blodge didn’t even recognize me…



Rodney Carrington Pickup Truck Lyrics:
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn’t leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn’t shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn’t care if I stay out late
it doesn’t bitch about the money i make
we’ll be together till the end
it won’t sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it’ll marry me
i’ll never drive another car
we’ll honeymoon at the titty bar
we’re gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and
it won’t get pissed no
wedding ring won’t cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck

And since tomorrow’s Monday, my birthday, I’m thinkin’ about trying to pull off the following:

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Apparently, my host can’t keep people out of FTP because I don’t change my password at the top of every hour.

Apparently, it affects people that still use Internet Exploder.

If you haven’t yet, you really should at least try FireFox. You’ll suffer less in the end…

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“I Wish I Could Back Up”

I wish I could back up and start all over
Cause now I’d know better the best way to love her
The words I would tell her the time I would give her
I wish I could back up and start all over

[CHORUS:]
Time takes you places you never knew you’d be goin’
It softens the edges of memories you’re towin’
It changes the reasons
You wanted to hold her
I wish I could back up and start all over

I wish I could back up and start all over
I’d make the first time feel like forever
Not to be younger may be just to be smarter
I wish I could back up and start all over
Time takes you places you never knew you’d be goin’
It softens the edges of memories you’re towin’
It changes the reasons
You wanted to hold her
I wish I could back up and start all over
I wish I could back up and start all over
Days I would take back nights i’d wanna make longer
Moments i’d never just throw over my shoulder
I wish I could back up and start all over

[BRIDGE]
But it’s never too late to wanna do better
Love’s never easy, changes just like the weather
Some days it’s raining some are sunny and blue
There’s never perfect but there’s faithful and true
Time takes you places you never knew you’d be goin’
It softens the edges of memories you’re towin’
It changes the reasons
You wanted to hold her
I wish I could back up and start all over
I wish I could back up and start all over

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Red Eye

Ain’t no camera, or software, that can fix that red eye…

Nice Earring

Are you a priate? Or do you just play one on TV?

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