February 17, 2010
Redneck Rules: Ok To Name The Kid After A Y!a Screen Handle?
Ella Ann and Porky gonna have a kid. They mighty ‘cited ’bout’t too.
Porky, he wants ter name it “Sounder,” on account could be fer a boy or girl, ‘n’ it’s kinda a famibly tradition.
Ella Ann, she’s sorta stuck on a Yahoo screen name, ’cause it was one a them answers here tole her how t’git Porky t’take her over t’the levee th’night they whomped up the li’l critter.
Think anyone ‘ud mind if she named the baby “Stortastupid”?
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Sorry, That won’t work! She has to name the kid Baby Porky! All redneck kids have to have the guys name! That’s the only way she will be able to remember the names of all her nine baby daddies when she turns sixteen!
Baby Porky, Baby Uncle Larry, Baby Brother Billy Bob, Baby Cousin Stu! Like that!
Who cares….
Darn tootin’!
Sortastupid is much better than many names I can think up, like reallystupid or exceptionallyignorant!