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Hey, y’all, check out Trish Jackson’s latest novel, Redneck P.I. !
According to her, it is a “contemporary romantic suspense with a good dose of humor” that will appeal to all you rednecks (and other folks) out there. 
When small town Southern girl, and self-professed Redneck, Twila Taunton breaks her vow never to allow a man into her life again, it opens up a huge can of worms. Her sexual desires clash with her head over what to do with hunky Harland O’Connor, and when she discovers he has a twin brother who is a cop, her body even forgets her cop allergy.
Circumstances force her to become a Private Investigator, (and in Yankee territory to boot) where she uses her “Redneckesque” lack of sophistication and disregard for political correctness to solve even the toughest cases, assisted by her hard drinking, Harley riding Great Aunt Essie, and her neighbor Gasser Cunha – master hacker and farter of note.
Trish says of her novel: “It is in-your-face, tongue-in-cheek, spicy, zany, sassy, sensual, defiant, politically incorrect, definitely in bad taste, and maybe even a little crazy.”
So, read more on Trish’s website and grab yourself a copy now, you hear! It is available as an electronic book (ebook) for download to your Mac, PC, or handheld device.
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This simple recipe is sure to tantalize the tastebuds, and stimulate the pallet;
Ingredients:
corn oil for deep-fryin’
3 to 4 catfish fillets, about 1 pound or so
1/2 cup of cornmeal
salt
freshly ground black pepper
Directions:
1) Cut each catfish fillet in half crosswise.
2) Combine the cornmeal, salt, and pepper in a shallow dish.
3) Dredge the fish fillets in the cornmeal, patting to make the cornmeal stick to the fillets. Drop the fillets in hot oil at about 375°. Cook 5 to 10 minutes, or until crisp and brown.
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You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.
Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
A new redneck law was recently passed; When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Well that's one way to make use of that old sat dish
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Redneck way to go camping. Who needs a camper shell when you can use your bedliner.
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Have horse will travel. At least to the ATM
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Best measuring tape ever. Sure that every Redneck will have one with him.
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This reminds me of an old tv show "Green Acres" where they had to climb up a pole to get to their phone to use it.
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Yes you to can make this great Redneck toilet paper holder from everyday household items.
Little twisting and bending and here you go.
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In the melodic wake of the three operatic tenors comes a new breed of tenors from more humble origins…3 Redneck Tenors - A New Musical Adventure. The musical comedy featuring classically trained veteran artists from Broadway and world opera stages is like Greater Tuna meets Das Barbecu - down home laughs with big city music! Written by opera-veteran Matthew Lord with music arranged by Craig Bohmler, 3 Redneck Tenors features a cast of veteran opera and Broadway stars including John Wilkerson, Alex Bumpas, Matthew Lord and Dinny McGuire.
Our story starts in a far away land called Paris, that’s right Paris, Texas. Not so very long ago there was these three young, slim, good lookin’ fine song bird-like singin’ boys named Billy Bob, Billy Joe and Billy Billee. Okay, maybe not so young, slim and good lookin’ but, whoa doggy, can they sing!
One day while sing’n in front of their mobile music studio (that’s showbiz talk for trailer). They were discovered by a shrewd city slicker agent by the name of, well let’s just call him…the Colonel. To make a long story short, this is a tale about the Colonel’s search for the perfect venue (that’s French for place) and style for our boys to shine like the afternoon sun on a bald man’s head (no offense to you folically challenged out there). Well, that’s the long and short of it. It’s basically a foot stompin’, knee slapin’ uproariously funny musical redneck romp, with the tunes of Elvis to Puccini, Country to Opera (C’opera if you will), from Paris Texas all the way to their triumphant debut at New York City’s famous Carn-iggy Hall.
Visit their site for more info at 3 Redneck Tenors
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Not sure that you would not recognize a real redneck when you saw or talked to one? Maybe you yourself, are a redneck? Print out this little cheat-sheet and keep it in your wallet. It will definately help you identify a redneck:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. “Vacation” means going to the family reunion.
3. You’ve seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
4. You measure distance in minutes.
5. You know several people who have hit a deer.
6. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
7. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
8. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
9. You think ethanol makes your truck “run a lot better.”
10. Stores don’t have bags; they have sacks.
11. You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
12. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
13. You use “fix” as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
14. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
15. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
16. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
17. You carry jumper cables in your car.
18. You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” are.
19. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
20. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
21. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
22. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
23. You find 90 degrees F “a little warm.”
24. You know all 4 seasons: Almost summer, Summer, Still summer, and Christmas.
25. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
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