Redneck Humor

Hand-selected Redneck Jokes and Humor

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Brought to our attention by Phil Klein, aka “Big Bill Gasper”, this is a Redneck love song…

(“Big Bill Gasper” is a pseudonym for Phil Klein, the musician/songwriter/singer)

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Redneck P.I.Hey, y’all, check out Trish Jackson’s latest novel, Redneck P.I. !

According to her, it is a “contemporary romantic suspense with a good dose of humor” that will appeal to all you rednecks (and other folks) out there. :)

When small town Southern girl, and self-professed Redneck, Twila Taunton breaks her vow never to allow a man into her life again, it opens up a huge can of worms. Her sexual desires clash with her head over what to do with hunky Harland O’Connor, and when she discovers he has a twin brother who is a cop, her body even forgets her cop allergy.

Circumstances force her to become a Private Investigator, (and in Yankee territory to boot) where she uses her “Redneckesque” lack of sophistication and disregard for political correctness to solve even the toughest cases, assisted by her hard drinking, Harley riding Great Aunt Essie, and her neighbor Gasser Cunha – master hacker and farter of note.

Trish says of her novel: “It is in-your-face, tongue-in-cheek, spicy, zany, sassy, sensual, defiant, politically incorrect, definitely in bad taste, and maybe even a little crazy.”

So, read more on Trish’s website and grab yourself a copy now, you hear! It is available as an electronic book (ebook) for download to your Mac, PC, or handheld device.

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This simple recipe is sure to tantalize the tastebuds, and stimulate the pallet;

Ingredients:
corn oil for deep-fryin’
3 to 4 catfish fillets, about 1 pound or so
1/2 cup of cornmeal
salt
freshly ground black pepper

Directions:
1) Cut each catfish fillet in half crosswise.
2) Combine the cornmeal, salt, and pepper in a shallow dish.
3) Dredge the fish fillets in the cornmeal, patting to make the cornmeal stick to the fillets. Drop the fillets in hot oil at about 375°. Cook 5 to 10 minutes, or until crisp and brown.

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You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

A new redneck law was recently passed; When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Here is one way to get your windshield warmed up.

redneck mechanic

Well that's one way to make use of that old sat dish

redneck yard work


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Redneck deer stand with all the comforts of home
deer stand comfort

Redneck way to go camping. Who needs a camper shell when you can use your bedliner.

redneck funny picture


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Hey redneck put that flame thrower down!

flame thrower

Have horse will travel. At least to the ATM

redneck banking

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Now these gals are true Redneck Ladies
strapped

Best measuring tape ever. Sure that every Redneck will have one with him.

redneck fishing

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I am not sure how that Redneck cop is going to get folks to stop once he clocks them on the radar gun. I don't think that horse has but one speed.

stop or I will chase you

This reminds me of an old tv show "Green Acres" where they had to climb up a pole to get to their phone to use it.

sawed off phone booth

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Yes you to can make this great Redneck toilet paper holder from everyday household items.



Little twisting and bending and here you go.



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