It was wild! Naked bitches, midgets… everywhere you looked!



It was awesome.

One for the ladies…

I don’t know what Ken’s doing with his right hand, but I bet he’s likin’ it…

I’m not talkin’ ’bout “conventions”. I’m talkin’ ’bout football. OSU will paste YSU tomorrow. It’ll be good to get a look and the second and third stringers. The “Vest” won’t roll it up on ‘em… too many connections to that program still. LSU… better have their jocks tightened up though, ’cause I got a feelin, unless LSU stifles them, Appy State might give ‘em a run. I know LSU ain’t meatchicken, but Appy State ain’t Youngstown State either. Them Tigers better be ready. Appy State’s got the same QB, and he’s a bad ass.

I think Meatchicken State goes to Cal to play tomorrow, much like Tennesse has done recently. Illinois has Missouri, who knows how that will turn out. Utah, will probably beat Meatchicken at the “Big House”. Much to the chagrin of Qdub. That will suck for Dick Rod. He’s eventually gonna make ‘em better and meaner, and he needs too.

Too many good games right out of the gate to yak about, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m damned sure lookin forward to watchin’ em. As many as I can, and with a three day weekend… I might be able to squeeze in a good three day drunk, without a dog dyin’.

Update: Apparently the “stomp” is on in the Bayou… 24-0 after an hour and a half.

Update: Damn… we just lost our tailback for the year probably. Med Redshirt him man…

Update: Good Lord… PENN STATE can score 66? WTF?

Update: UM 23, the two UTES, 25. Welcome to gettin’ your ass kicked at home Rich Rod…

Update: Does Virginia have a defense? Double nickel by the Trojans away… 9/13 is gonna be a good one…

When you get whupped like we did in January, you need a W. Even if it’s against your coaches former school. I guess the season kicks off Thursday eve’. Mine don’t start ’til Saturday.

I broke down and watched the “on demand” version of The Rivalry. A documentary about the MU vs OSU game. I love that shit. Brings a tear to my eye every time I watch it.

I can’t wait to welcome DickRod to Columbus in November. You’d think he passed through on the way from WVU to MU last year. I hope Terrelle Pryor scores the winning point. That’s be an absolute FY Pal…

This ain’t the Big East bud.

Drunk ass gone to bed.

L8r.

Ol’ man Wrigley lived in that white house… and had some smokin’ hot twins that apparently survived…

Why do you think I’d be sittin’ on the porch with the ol’ dude…

It damned sure wasn’t for a history lesson.

Or maybe it was… Titties just confuse things, one of lifes pleasant distractions. Kinda like fishin’.

Where do you think my pack of gum is in this picture? One can only hope one’s pack of gum winds up in that position.

Twins… Where’s the Wii game for that one? Damn, lookin’ at that picture, one of ‘em seems to be double jointed at the knee… BONUS!

I must still be drunk from last night…

I think somebody ought to check and see if there’s a Doctor in the house for the Doctor.

What’s next? Is Britney gonna pole dance for him?

Did I see Jimmy Johnson in that clip? Aw fuckit, I can’t take it anymore.

You know those cat pictures that sometimes start off with “I can has” ______! Well, somebody thought it’d be pretty funny to do those for our President. I’ll admit, I did chuckle a time or too at the British humor, but what damned sure got my attention was when he was huggin’ the Olympic sand volley ball girls… I didn’t even know he was in the picture then.

One last thing, on this, I’m guilty as charged. Yes I googled her and she is a hottie! I don’t care if she can stand up or not…

My brethren in the SEC should both love, and hate, this from cfn.

1. Ohio State
- 2008 Ohio State Preview | Offense | Defense | Depth Chart
Why Ohio State is No. 1: No one has more NFL talent. Ten starters are back on offense and the one new face to the top of the depth chart, OT Bryant Browning, will be a star. Chris Wells is a Heisman caliber back who might be the No. 1 overall pick in next year’s draft if he comes out early. Super-recruit Terrelle Pryor will add another dimension to an attack that already has a future NFL clipboard holder in Todd Boeckman. The defense went from terrific to impenetrable with the stunning decisions by LB James Laurinaitis and CB Malcolm Jenkins to return for their senior seasons. The linebacking corps is great, the secondary is better, and the D line appears to have improved despite the loss of Vernon Gholston. If that wasn’t enough, the special teams are among the nation’s best.
Why Ohio State shouldn’t be No. 1: There’s still a very, very, skeptical nation that assumes Ohio State will get blasted by USC and couldn’t carry Georgia’s jock. Does the team have the head to actually finish and win a national title after all the negativity the last two off-seasons? At this point, anything less than play for a national championship will be a major failure, but that’s still setting the bar high considering the road trips to USC, Wisconsin and Illinois. The D line will be good, but it has to prove it after a down year overall, while the off-the-field issues with several defensive backs might be a wee bit of a distraction.
Relative Strengths: Running Backs, Secondary
Relative Weaknesses: The SEC

OSU’s greatest weakness: The SEC… That’s a short list there.

Even Superman had his Kryptonite.

None of this drivel matter’s at all until mid-late next January anyway, but it is summer time and the Reds absolutely SUCK. So do the Indians for that matter. Both have been hurlin’ rats off the sinkin’ ship HARD the last few days…

One last thing, Vman, they found your missin’ middle linebacker in the north woods of your state… In other words, they found your fuckin’ mutant.

The new year starts around here in 18 days.

I can’t wait.

I am just about as tired of seein’ these commercials as I am tired of seein’ Obama and McCain commercials on TV.

If I ever, ever, run in to Billy Mays in person, I’m gonna punch him right in the pie hole, and steal all of the cool shit he pimps.

Man, that dude rules YouTube… he’s got a shit load of videos up there.