Redneck Baby Names

Baaad Redneck Baby Names!

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There is a new Muslim senior in our high school, and he is taking a biotechnology summer class with me. Every since he came to school, some rednecks were being jerks and were calling him abusive name, such as terrorist, etc., and I thought he could take it. But then, today Matt, football team’s captain, pushed him in the hallway; and then he pushed Matt back. Then a fight started and the kid knocked Matt out. Surprisingly, no one took the Muslim’s side, and he is suspended from summer school. I feel bad because I know that he did not start it, but I don’t know what to do. Should I speak out for him or what?

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And No, We arent from Kentucky, and were not redneck!..

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i was watching the movie ‘it’s complicated’ and a character’s name is harley. i sort of took a liking to it. never mind the fact that john krasinski was the actor… i’m sure that had NOTHING to do with it… lol.

the more i turn it over in my mind, the more i like it. the only thing i don’t like is the obvious motorcycle connection. it just seems rather redneck, and like the mal equivalent of naming your daughter ‘merecedes’… just not classy.

thoughts?

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Scarlett & Annabelle

Boy”s name should be normal but not overused, southern without being redneck, masculine without being butch or jock, and most importantly NOT trendy.

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my sister’s having a baby boy soon and she needs names . she thought about the name landon but our mom thinks it sounds ‘redneck’ . -_-
help pleaseeeeee<3
thanks in advancedd .

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For some reason, I feel it may be a little rednecky…haha. I DO live in the south but don’t want to fall into the hick-sounding names. What do you think?
for a boy btw-Barrett Asa
TNC-good grief…if that offends you, you have a lifetime of letdowns ahead of you. It’s JUST a name.
Haha! Very true, Me. I don’t know how many Bubba’s I know. :)

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For girls, I like southern, redneck sort of names and for boys I like using girl names. I really like unique names…

For girls
Cagen Mackenzie or Cagen Naomi
Macey Shay
Paisley Ragen

For boys
Bentley Grayson
Ashely Colter
Dallas Riley

What do you think of my names?
& Can you give me some names that follow my guidelines?

Thankss (:
Well, Ashley was a boys name before it was ever used on girls so yeahh

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i was talking with my boyfriend the other day about possible names for future children. I told him I liked the names Stoney and Colton, i thought they sounded like good, strong names, like something a star linebacker would be called. He said they’re too redneck and anyone outside of Texas would make fun of the kids. He even said that if i named a child Stoney, he would call him “Pebbles” for his whole life (this coming from a college graduate, 22-year-old…lol)

Anyway, aside from the story. What do you think of those names, and what state/region are you from?
dang…i guess he wins this one. thanks y’all for being honest.

and we’ve been together over 2 years now, if he thinks im creepy, he probably would have done something about it by now ;-)

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looking for unique boat names! ANYTHING redneck, hillbilly, or just funny! trying to name our boat but want it to be caughty!

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for a boy liam patrick
girl rylie marie
but i was thinking rylie jeanne but does it sound redneck southern like?
rylie marie sounds so pretty tho
we honored my husbands grandfather with patrick i guess were not honoring grandma with jeanne lol

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our last name is LUCAS. i haven’t decided on middle names yet.
i don’t care if they sounds ‘redneck-ish’ we’re from the county,
also my husbands family is all coalminers thats where the ‘koalina’ etc
come from.
i just want your opinion on which ones sound better with the last name,

boys:
kaleb lucas.
dayton lucas.
kamden lucas.
daniel lucas.
darrin lucas.
kason lucas. (kay-son)
derek lucas.
keith lucas.
kody lucas.
noah lucas.
hayden lucas.
kentley lucas.
karter lucas.

girls:
karleigh lucas.
dana lucas.
kaydence lucas.
kinsley lucas.
kimberly lucas.
krystal lucas.
hayleigh lucas.
holley lucas.
emily lucas.
koalina lucas. (coal-lina)

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My friend says it sounds too redneck.

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I am 18, and do not really want to get married, ever. But, I feel like I need to because I want to become a politician someday and politicians are usually married. I want to become a politician because I want to serve this country and to make a name for myself. I am sexually attracted to girls, but I feel as if I don’t really deserve to have sex, even though I really want to have sex some time. I have some contempt for women because I believe they are only attracted to men if they have money like I do; it’s not like one of those crappy romance stories in reality. I have had several girls tell me I am attractive before, including one of my female friends, who admitted to me that she wanted to have sex with me, but was afraid to tell me. Also, if I had a choice between money or getting married, I would choose the money, even though I am already pretty wealthy. I talk to a select few girls and otherwise, I only talk to intelligent and cultured white males like myself; not because I am gay, as I have contempt for most men (especially simpleton rednecks), along with most women, but I am an aristocratic person. It is in my ancestry, so I feel like I need to play the part. I don’t care if people call me an elitist, because I am one. It doesn’t mean I am mean to everyone, it means I only keep to my kind.

I think I am sexually repressed, but I don’t know if I want to change that. My problem is that I don’t want to have a girl I am having sex with to laugh at me for some odd reason, even though I am in good shape and have an above average sized penis. I just don’t want to be bad my first time

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Imagine you just found out about 15 minutes ago that you got a girl pregnant. She is a trailer trash redneck with no future and no 401K retirement plan. She’s never been off the mountain but she is the hottest girl this side of the Tennessee River. Now stop imagining. It’s real and it just happened to me.

I don’t know what to do. Should I raise this child or move across the country and change my name so she can’t find me. I really don’t like her, so I know I’m not going to like this kid. I’ve considered calling the Jerry Springer Show because I’m pretty sure she has slept with everyone at the Exxon Mobil/KFC station up the road. Please help.

btw does anyone know when McDonalds stops serving breakfast? I have to go see my payroll officer tomorrow and need to know if I’ll be able to stop and get an Egg McMuffin on the way there.

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