How to tell my parents that skinny jeans are not gay?

they are buddy

Wear them while having sex with a girl

It’s not just your parents. Skinny jeans on guys are gay.

Of course they’re not gay as they don’t have emotions >_>

say it ‘straight’ out. tell them they’re not gay, they’re just plain ugly and your parents sound very mentally deficient.

Show them some pictures of rock bands like Paramore, Escape the Fate, MCR, really any rock band will do. They are straight and wear skinny jeans! It’s a scene thing, not gay.

They ARE gay dude- so gay that I won’t even wear them.

And I’m gay….

They do look a lil gay. Sorry, your parents are right. But if you wana wear them it’s up to you, loads of scene kids wear them, and sadly the fat ones do too *Shudder*

20 years ago, they wouldn’t have been considered gay at all. Men could even wear shorts substantially above their knees and not get called “gay” for it. But for some reason, fashion trends tend to dictate what people THINK is attractive, and most people adhere to this like blind lemmings.
Girls USED to like guys in tight jeans, assuming they looked good in them. To hear girls these days wanting their guys all covered up, you’d swear the ladies are ALL starting to turn lesbian!

An interesting observation…unfortunately, you’re in a very homophobic region!

Easy. Just tell them that they’re the latest fashion fad right now. Ask them if men wearing quilts in Ireland are gay and they’ll shut up.