How should I react to the news I got a girl pregnant?
Imagine you just found out about 15 minutes ago that you got a girl pregnant. She is a trailer trash redneck with no future and no 401K retirement plan. She’s never been off the mountain but she is the hottest girl this side of the Tennessee River. Now stop imagining. It’s real and it just happened to me.
I don’t know what to do. Should I raise this child or move across the country and change my name so she can’t find me. I really don’t like her, so I know I’m not going to like this kid. I’ve considered calling the Jerry Springer Show because I’m pretty sure she has slept with everyone at the Exxon Mobil/KFC station up the road. Please help.
btw does anyone know when McDonalds stops serving breakfast? I have to go see my payroll officer tomorrow and need to know if I’ll be able to stop and get an Egg McMuffin on the way there.
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Get back under your bridge.
If you were serious, the thing to do would be to take responsibility for your own actions. Doesn’t sound like you, though.
I hope you’re kidding. It’s because of men like you that good fathers like my husband have to fight hard in court to get some type of custody of their child. My husband hates his ex but he would never dream of giving up his son. If you didn’t like her, you should have kept your pants zipped. Be a man, get your head on straight, hopefully you have a job, and help this girl with her pregnancy and child.
wow that does sound trashy but u also have 2 look on the other hand the child needs 2 parents in his/her life
and McDonald’s stops selling breakfast at 10
They stop serving breakfast at like 10. Yeah that does sound good tho.
um if oyur being for real about all this
number one: you are a huge jerk. You talk so much crap on this poor
girl yet you are the one who did her!
she is just as scared and worried as you are right now and needs you to back her up.
you know when you have sex with someone, there is a possiblity of them getting pregannt..so if you hate them so much why did you have sex with them, its up to you now, even if you dont like the Girl to be there for your precious baby! you created someone and now you get the opprotunity to raise them
thats a blessing.
lol wow okay i think if this is true take care of the baby if you didnt like her so much you should have kept your stuff in your pants lol
You need to grow up you dumbass. Should have kept your dick in your pants and its YOUR kid so how could you say your not going to like YOUR kid??? YOUR A TROLL!!!!!
School must be out already in your timezone. Wow, there’s a McD’s between your trailer park and the employment office?
You can skip town. Most states, if you don’t respond to a paternity suit sent to your last known address, the child is assumed to be yours. If you don’t contest it within 2 years in many states, you can’t even get out of a support order with a DNA test. (Goes back before DNA, when the law was designed to stop you raising the “but it’s not mine” over and over every year. Once it’s settled by the court, too late.)
Many states are now participating in a national database. Once they are looking for you – if she doesn’t sue, the welfare department will – then you will eventually be caught and can’t get anything, even a drivers license, until you pay what you owe, including back-dated payments.
Stick around and take your chances with the DNA test. If the station is big enough, your odds are better than at Russian Roulette…
Oh, and despite what Patrick Stewart may have said on that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kidnaps the ST-TNG cast, McD’s don’t serve breakfast all day – they stop at 11:00AM.
Instead of the Egg McMuffin…..try the Egg McGriddle. They are deeeeee lish!