November 24, 2010
How do you type and sound like a redneck?
My friend and I like to kid about what countries we live in and people speak and since I live in Kansas I want to sound redneckish when I typed her a message on myspace. As a joke of course because she’s Canadian. Help me? 10 points to the best answer that sounds like a redneck in a joking way.
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them thar canadens are shur not as purty as my sheep.
Get er done.
lol funny!
i might could tell you some mighty fine things to say to all yalls friends out there yonder
yall canadians dun drunk all ma moonshyne. and aye dun lost ma teef
Hail, Idunno. Ya shud jus start typin wurds tha way ya heer em tawked bah foks. Wuz that any hep t ya?
Use y’all and broken English. Use this website for ideas http://www.southernsass.com/HillbillyDictionary.html or http://www.madprofessor.net/2006/09/redneck_words_of_wisdom.html.
Ah cain’t believe y’all is writin’ such critters in a furen country lak Canada! Next thing we know they’ll be down heah tryin’ to fix thangs fer us!
We don’t need no fixin’ either!
wts u men bi mkin fn uf uz rdnks? u mum nvr tch u ta pla nis? sumun gona crak u upsid da hed ifn u ernt kerfl!
Replace all “ight” sounds with “at” (Us Southerners are willin’ to fat for our rats”
Use words like “ain’t” and “sumbit” a lot.
Ask if anyone else thinks Smokey & The Bandit was robbed at the oscars, and was it because everyone in Hol’wood Cal-forna is jewish/communist/queer/foreign.
Drive a Ford F-100. With a thirty-five year old bumper sticker that says “Napalm Vietnam”
Say that Michael Moore’s films are crap. King Of The Hill, that’s how you make a documentary.
Like both kinds of music, country AND western.
Never, EVER be sober.