How do I tell my redneck neighbor that the mailman is not a union soldier?

You’re kidding, right?

show him a picture of a real union soldier and a picture of a mailman or woman they have different colors of uniform

He obviously has issues and I’m sure many of them are mental. Keep him away from any human being and dogs. They like to shoot them.

lol. You teach him to read and then show him a history book. Then call the police, have them swarm around you and watch, doing nothing to stop you, as you burn a confederate flag.

Tell him to shut his crazy ass up.

Move out of Alabama.

omg

Tell him he is crazy.

Tell him mailmen wear blue also.

Either that or tell your mailman to stop carrying around that damn musket!

Call the guys at the loony bin they’ll take care of him.

awesome

Get him a pic of a real soldier and compare.

Encourage him in his delusion. It will probably make for one hell of a firefight.

OMG — that’s hilarious!

This was the historical origin of the term ‘Dead Letter Office’.

Tell him he is one of the good guys in disguise

Slowly, and with small words.

I can’t stop giggling.