How Come Aliens Only Abduct Drunken Rednecks Who Live In Trailer Homes?

Maybe because they are attracted to a certain kind of beer.

To avoid radar detection, flying saucers have to hide in tornadoes.

Because they are a 6 pack short of a carton! (not all there).

If only (a) that were true, and (b) the aliens kept them, the rest of us would be a lot better off.
Unfortunately, if you read the literature on alien abduction, you would find that those who claim to be abducted come from a wide variety of backgrounds, and only a small minority are drunkards or drug users.

1. Rednecks are excellent at partying.
2. Drunk rednecks (oxymoronic idea) are more easily persuaded to “Try THIS!”
3. Trailer door locks aren’t very high quality, making rednecks easier prey.
4. The weather is usually warmer where rednecks life. Aliens don’t have to worry about scraping ice off the saucer.

Because drunken Rednecks is what built the backbone of America, if there are no drunken Rednecks around, then America will slowly…..fade….away….into…..the distance…WHY DELETE MY DOTS?….just…..like……a….nice…… ..drumstick……mmmmm…. chicken……

because they seen that blue collar comedy tour and thought it wasn’t possible that people could be that dumb

because they come willingly….

Yer funny.
They don’t.

your just jealous and want to be probed

The funny thing is that a friend of mine and I have actually debated this question in detail. *lol* We determined that if aliens have been observing us, they know that drunken redneck trailer trash will be the least likely to be believed, and they can continue to conduct their experiments with no trouble.

I can’t answer your question, but the aliens must have really poor samples of our population.

They are the only ones who need the money so bad that they will say anything.