Does Anyone Know Any Really Good “redneck” Jokes?

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…But please don’t send links of other people’s!
Just send your own, or ones that you’ve heard, and find funny…
Here’s a few to start you off with:
Is your great-grandmother under 45, and she just had a baby, so now you’re older than your grandmother, if so, you could be a redneck…
You could be a redneck, if you keep having children, because you need new names to put the phone bill in…
Okay guys, your turn…

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January 23, 2010

gravityw @ 6:52 pm #

I’m quite fond of Jeff Foxworthy so…
If you use your toilet brush for a backscratcher.. you might be a redneck.
If you and your child are in the same grade.. you might be a redneck.
If your grandma yells ” you get back in there” at the soup pot while cooking supper… you might be a redneck.
If you use the ironing board as a buffet table… you might be a redneck.
When driving down the road and you see used furniture in the garbage pile and think to your self ” Hey, if that’s still there tonight, it’ll look good in my living room, or wow, a spool that will make a good coffee table”… you might be a redneck

alex @ 8:42 pm #

what are two things that you will never here a red-nek say 1. duck tape wont fix that and i forgot the other one srry

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